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by **KEVINEHLE** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 3:16 pm

"You try dragging Chamberlain and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes"

"Have you ever seen a grown man naked"?

"I have a drinking problem"

Hospital? What is it? It's a building with nurses and doctors....but that's not important now.

Sorry...I'm done. :wink:

by **the splinter** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 3:59 pm

Should we put all the lights on the runway?

No, thats just what they will expect.

by **visick** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 4:12 pm

My orders came through. My squadron ships out tomorrow. We're bombing the storage depots at Daiquiri at 1800 hours. We're coming in from the north, below their radar.

When will you be back?

I can't tell you that. It's classifie

by **visick** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 4:13 pm

You got a letter from headquarters this morning.

What is it?

It's a big building where generals meet, but that's not important.

by **visick** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 4:14 pm

Captain, how soon can you land?

I can't tell.

You can tell me. I'm a doctor.

No. I mean I'm just not sure.

Well, can't you take a guess?

Well, not for another two hours.

You can't take a guess for another two hours?

by **the splinter** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 4:29 pm

Lloyd Bridges tearing off paper from the teletype:

Whay do you make of this?

Effeminate ATC person: I can make a broach..a teradactyle...

setting up my new grill...christening it with a 1' 1/4 ribeye....will create my team and enter as I digest....say around the 7 PM hour.

by **Jeepdriver** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 5:05 pm

I'm going to have 3 teams waiver on Sunday. Not what I was hoping for. :cry:

by **visick** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 5:33 pm

Poor Jeep... :roll:

by **Jeepdriver** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 6:02 pm

Viz, That's not to be taken lightly :wink:

by **visick** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 6:18 pm

I know...just giving ya a hard time.

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