CLEVELAND (AP) Bill Veeck announce during today's press conference the signing of former Red Sox outfielder [b:b978db7553]Mike Greenwell.[/b:b978db7553]
Greenwell is excited to be back on a big league club to prove he can still swing the bat better than [b:b978db7553]Jose Canseco[/b:b978db7553] without steriods.
With the recent news about Canseco's admitted steriod usage, Greenwell has a hell of a case for why he should be named 1988 MLB AL MVP while Canseco (the recipient of the award) did.
Of course, Greenwell has to quiet his critics after lasting only six (6) games with the Hanshin Tigers of Japan a few years ago (bad back, broken foot but he collected around $3.0 million). Greenwell, who is over 40 years old but hit .295 in 1996, his final year in Boston.
League insiders say that Greenwell had been contacted by [b:b978db7553]Jimmy C[/b:b978db7553] and [b:b978db7553]Fatty [/b:b978db7553]about playing this season.
While local sports writers were critical about taking Greenwell so early, Veeck made the press pool laugh during its weekly macroni and cheese dinner when he said "I didn't expect all the damn shortstops and catchers to get taken so early. I can't remember one ever selling out the house like that damn midget."