GBBR 09'...

[ROBERTVOZZA]

I got my alternates (Young for Jeter and Ordonez for Ichiro - Moving Span to CF) So my lineup is complete except for C. I missed out on 34 of my 5 picks for SP's...I'd deal for Pettitte...I wanted a cheap hard Lefty...My biggest disappointment was not getting Sheets...But I can pickup some good RH SP's in the Waivers - Esp. with the 1st pick - Which I never mind announcing - It will be Lincecum.

[Jerlins]

Well, you can always make an offer for Pettite :P :P

I won't trade him even up, but I have an idea I may toss over to you if I decide to get bold.

[ROBERTVOZZA]

Ears. :wink:

[Jeepdriver]

I think I have found the key to me winning. Take a look below and tell me if you see a pattern.

At SnowWeasels:

Game 1 - Attendance 20,042 - Lost
Game 2 - Attendance 19,140 - Lost
Game 3 - Attendance 45,301 - Won

Hmmmm :lol: :wink:

[ROBERTVOZZA]

How they computed attendance. :D :wink:

[cummings2]

I know how they do it...

there's this guy, you see... and this is guy goes around the cyber park, starting with the cheapy seats working his way to the the premium seats, and this cyber guy is called Vinny, and we just don't ask Vinny how he makes a living in the off season, and Vinny goes like this:

Vinny: hey!

Attendee#1: Wha?

Vinny: You here?

Attendee#1: Why?

Vinny: Hey, I do the aksin' here. Now I'm gonna aks agin. You here?

Attendee#1: Yeah!

Vinny: OK, 'joy da show.

So then Vinny, who has a problem remembering things turns to Joey, his cousin, and he goes like:

Vinny: Hey Joey!

Joey: Wha?

Vinny: got dat?

Joey: Wha?

Vinny: Aaaaah, fanc... The answer you punk!

Joey: yeah!

Vinny: How many?

Joey: One...

Vinny: 'k...

Joey: K!

Vinny: Alright.

Joey: So...

Vinny: So what?

Joey: you gonna stand there or you comin with me to the next one?

Vinny: Hey! I'm here ain't I?

Joey: I know yous here, I aksin' if you comin with me, you dumb you, as we move, you know... we translatin' here, like you know?, like mother earth, you know? like da planets in the milky way.

Vinny: You mean like the choclit?

Joey: Aaaaah! Why bother? you ain't got the smarts Vin, you got the looks but not the brain, you know what I mean?

Vinny: Ok.

Joey: OK!

...

Joey: What we waitin' for?

Vinny: You ask me! You comin' or what?

Joey: Yeah!

Vinny: Ok.

Joey: Alright.

so then they walk up to the next guy...

Vinny: hey!

Attendee#2: Wha?

Vinny: You here?

Attendee#2: Why?

Vinny: Hey, I do the aksin' here. Now I'm gonna aks agin. You here?

Attendee#2: Yeah!

Vinny: OK, 'joy da show.

So then Vinny, who has a problem remembering things turns to Joey, his cousin, and he goes like:

Vinny: Hey Joey!

Joey: Wha?

Vinny: got dat?

Joey: Wha?

Vinny: Aaaaah, fanc... The answer you punk!

Joey: yeah!

Vinny: How many?

Joey: Two...

Vinny: 'k...

Joey: K!

Vinny: Alright.

Joey: So...

Vinny: So what?


Yep, pretty sure that's how they do it, this goes on until everyone is accounted for and no one can leave the cyber park until everyone is you know... accounted for... Yep. I'm pretty sure that's how they do it. :wink:

C2

PS. All characters above are works of fiction, any similarity with any individual or group is unintended. The purpose of the aforementioned post is purely for entretainment purposes.

[kaviksdad]

I swear Vinny and I were college roommates...Boca Raton Community College, class of 1983. We were very close - I even took a blonde for him one time. Spent 3 weeks in the hospital recovering. Never stand in the way of an angry blonde when she's out for blood.

[cummings2]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[KEVINEHLE]

Yo.....the real C2 is back!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Chuck, you didn't mentione whether or not "Any animals were injured during your fictional story". You have to cover all the bases if you are going to put on a presentation.
I will not rebroadcast your story for fear of the FBI and a $250,000 fine and/or jail time.
:shock:
Kev

[kaviksdad]

And make sure you don't rip off the tags off your pillow either...otherwise the stuffed furniture police will arrest you and make you sleep on rocks :P