by visick » Wed Aug 25, 2010 7:49 pm
Kev...
Get off the bench and grab a stick. You're pinch hitting for splinter, it sounds like.
I'm guessing the next excuse will be you don't draft on thursdays?
Where is the splinter from days past? The one that use to pee standing up? It sounds like your thong is riding up your crack a little here...