by travelingjack » Sat Jun 04, 2011 4:33 pm
The Bud Selig KL announced the formation of its newest team, the Colorado Cookie Monsters. Team owner Blackjack the 57th (who made his fortune operating a chain of cookie addiction cure centers) named the legendary Cookie Monster himself as General Manager. C. Monster denied reports he was trying to import Cookie Rojas and Bake McBride from an ATG league. He did say the Cookie Monsters might try to trade for Coco Crisp, saying "we're not sure if that guy is a cookie, a cereal, or a rice krispie treat gone bad but we will do our due dilligence and find out if he fits on our team".
The Monsters will play in Commerce City, CO a suburb of Denver heretofore known primarily for air pollution. However the team's stadium, AT & T Park, (how did Keebler miss out on this sponsorship opportunity?) is located on the northeastern edge of Commerce City, which Blackjack says is "really a nice place to live and a long way from the polluting refineries". Blackjack also stated that to promote a "family atmosphere" milk and cookies would be the primary concessions instead of beer and hot dogs.