Jesus Saves in Genesis $140M League

Postby Valen » Sun Sep 11, 2011 7:02 pm

Been a few nice Bible jokes in this thread. For those with a sense of humor leaning that way check out "Last World Series Report" by Isaac Air Freight.
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Postby PotKettleBlack » Mon Sep 12, 2011 12:06 pm

Can an avowed atheist join?
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Postby danielz » Mon Sep 12, 2011 6:06 pm

Don't draft Lucifer, he has an ERA of 6.66
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Postby PotKettleBlack » Tue Sep 13, 2011 7:57 am

[quote:8cd1795bb6="danielz"]Don't draft Lucifer, he has an ERA of 6.66[/quote:8cd1795bb6]

But he's got wicked stuff.

Being sinister, he might be Hell on lefthanders.

(http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/sinister #4)
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Postby bkeat23 » Tue Sep 13, 2011 4:18 pm

[quote:a6068bb7f2="danielz"]Don't draft Lucifer, he has an ERA of 6.66[/quote:a6068bb7f2]

If my hairline goes back any farther, the numbers show up and the secret's out. :shock: :shock:
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Postby danielz » Tue Sep 13, 2011 7:07 pm

Jesus Alou will probably be league MVP
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Postby BruceF » Wed Sep 14, 2011 6:56 pm

What does the return of Israel have to do with Bible prophecy? Come and see. We still need six more to join.
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Postby LoopsandRolls » Wed Sep 14, 2011 7:13 pm

The Israel Baseball League only lasted one year - 2007 - does this mean the league has found new funding?
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Postby PotKettleBlack » Wed Sep 14, 2011 7:22 pm

Last time I read Genesis, Phil Collins was there, but no Jesus. Lotta begetting though.
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Postby danielz » Wed Sep 14, 2011 7:27 pm

Jesus isn't in Genesis.
Adam and Eve, Noah, Abraham, Issac, Jacob, Joseph
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