Jose Canseco fighting Lenny Dykstra

[wavygravy2k]

Isn't Dykstra in prison?

[andycummings65]

My meteor idea sounds better all the time :twisted:

[JohnnyBlazers]

Nails would kick his *** - he fights dirty - probably spit some tobacco juice in Cansecos eye - fight over :twisted:

[N Texas Widowmakers]

Check out the undercard for this pay per view event :

In what could be an evening-long orgy of faux-celebrity self-destruction, the undercard also matches convicted felon [color=red:9e0b90ad28]Joey Buttafuoco [/color:9e0b90ad28]against [color=red:9e0b90ad28]Lou Bellera[/color:9e0b90ad28], husband of his former lover and current porn actress [color=red:9e0b90ad28]Amy Fisher[/color:9e0b90ad28], who went to prison as an 18-year-old in 1992 for shooting Buttafuoco's then-wife, Mary Jo, in the head; plus the "Long Island Lolita" herself, taking on [color=red:9e0b90ad28]"Octomom" Nadya Suleman[/color:9e0b90ad28]; and [color=red:9e0b90ad28]Tareq Salahi[/color:9e0b90ad28], half of the White House party-crashing couple, squaring off against former O.J. Simpson guest-house squatter [color=red:9e0b90ad28]Kato Kaelin[/color:9e0b90ad28].

[The Last Druid]

Dykstra just got out of jail -- not prison. Better check his shorts for a shiv. Maybe he plans to slice and dice Jose.

[majicmg]

He probably wants to handle Jose's money.

[macnole]

but as a ballplayer, Nails was twice the ballplayer Canseco was. I hate the Mets, but Dykstra was a grinder.

[LMBombers]

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[andycummings65]

Yep, a couple of real morons. Thanks for the photographic evidence, LM

[kab105]

[b:ed490e2233]Jose Canseco Fight Canceled[/b:ed490e2233]

"In a battle creating the anticipation of Pacquiao vs. Mayweather (not really), Lenny Dykstra was set to take on fellow Major League Baseball bad boy Jose Canseco. However, the main attraction of Saturday’s Celebrity Fight Night never was, as Dykstra reportedly pulled out of the match late.

According to Celebrity Fight Night officials, Dykstra was paid $5,000 Thursday, agreeing to face off against his ‘nemesis’ Jose Canseco. Apparently Dykstra begged officials to let him fight Canseco, who Lenny said had ruined his career “by spreading lies”. Allowing the late change, Celebrity Fight Night replaced Canseco’s former challenger Tareq Salahi, the guy who party crashed the White House, with Dykstra.

Earlier in the week, Dan Herman, Dykstra’s business manager, told reporters that Dykstra was fighting “for his good name in baseball”. Herman admitted that Dykstra had been turned upside down, but it was “mainly because of snitches” like Canseco. Herman considers Canseco just one of the “many rats” that have diminished Dykstra’s career.

Then, just before the fights were supposed to begin last night, word came out that Dykstra notified promoters that he wasn’t coming. This move on Dykstra’s part without consulting Herman caused the business manager to cut ties with his client. Herman told Philly.com that he “grew up idolizing Lenny Dykstra but it was all a lie”.

Philly.com reporter Dan Gross tried to reach out to Dykstra for comment, but was unable to get in touch with the former Phillie. John Bolaris, a Philadelphia meteorologist, has been friends with Dykstra for 15 years and said a few days ago that ‘Nails’ was never actually scheduled to fight. Gross later spoke with another friend of Dykstra’s who confirmed that Lenny never signed on to fight Canseco and didn’t receive a penny from Celebrity Fight Night.

It’s another embarrassing episode in the long list of sad stories surrounding Dykstra, who is currently staying in an LA rehab facility."