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by **bkeat23** » Fri Dec 23, 2011 4:17 pm

[quote:08e8b58336="Paul_Long71"]"Put another dime in the jukebox, baby."

dime???? wish that were still true, huh?

or more like........ jukebox, what's that?

makes ya feel old, huh?[/quote:08e8b58336]

I called my daughter's MP3 player a Walkman the other day.

by **The Last Druid** » Fri Dec 23, 2011 5:37 pm

When I used to live on Long Island, back in the 80's, a friend of mine was Joan Jett's plumber.

I will refrain from making any inappropriate jokes, although so many spring readily to mind.

by **bkeat23** » Fri Dec 23, 2011 5:45 pm

[quote:18026cdf67="Petrosian"]When I used to live on Long Island, back in the 80's, a friend of mine was Joan Jett's plumber.

I will refrain from making any inappropriate jokes, although so many spring readily to mind.[/quote:18026cdf67]

I've typed and backspaced too many times just now.....

by **cristano1** » Fri Dec 23, 2011 6:43 pm

Hey come on now BigMahon. How can you call me and Petro the same person??? That man (Petro) pays someone to make his teams for him, and he has a winning percentage of .515. That is 83.4 wins per season. You'd think that someone could play a win or two above 500 baseball on his own. Then we have this tourist, Lt Sam Weinberg. Where over half Lt Sam Weinberg's teams are in the competitive Barnstormers Tour. And what is this little tourist throwing up there? A .590 winning percentage!!!! That is 95.6 wins per season. This little tourist is wrecking Petro by over 12 wins per season. I am thinking that starting in 2012, Petro should start paying someone ELSE to make his teams. I think I should stop ripping on Petro and attack the source. Has anyone used John the Jet with success, or is Petro's .515 the best we have to brag about?

by **ADRIANGABRIEL** » Fri Dec 23, 2011 11:33 pm

Petro...er, I mean I can inspire rather amazing things commited in writing.

by **bkeat23** » Fri Dec 23, 2011 11:41 pm

I am Keyser Soze.....

And Jim Morrison. :o

by **The Last Druid** » Sat Dec 24, 2011 12:31 am

Weinberg's problem in real life, as in A Few Good Men, is that he:

A) Isn't Tom Cruise

B) Is an irrelevant Strat Tourist

C) [b:31d91fb6d0][size=24:31d91fb6d0]HE CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH.[/size:31d91fb6d0][/b:31d91fb6d0]

On so many levels. :lol:

by **modmark46** » Sat Dec 24, 2011 5:01 am

I love that movie. Just saying. :)

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