by Jimmy_C » Mon Mar 06, 2006 12:50 pm
"War is Hell", but how do you describe this draft?
The draft started out slowly while we were mobilizing 12 managers. Things took a turn for the worse when suddenly pfc Fatty went AWOL. Before the MP's were sent out, pfc Fatty suddenly re-appeared. "Sorry guys...there was an all-you-can-eat buffet at a diner down the road...and well...you know...they don't throw you out". This response was understandable and acceptable to the CO. Pvt Fatty was never allowed off-base again.
Just like that, names were starting to be drafted into the 12 different units. A border conflict was put down immediately when Pfc Seanreflex grabbed Fenway Park from another manager. "Snooze you lose" was offerred by pfc Reflex as an explanation and the conflict never got started.
Some news releases appeared for pfc Sempers team about marketing manager Bill Veeck joining the front office. "When you have a team that looks like mine, ya gotta do something to get the fans into the stadium" said pfc Semper.
Pfc Bj was found sleeping on duty. It appears that he fell victim to the notorious "sleeping chair" when he should have been drafting. "No really..I sat right down in this thing...and...ZZZZZZzzzzzz".
Pfc Visick/Socalchiro (whose name is murder to get on those little uniform name tags the corps gives you) took some heavy fire from his 2-year old. "I was not prepared for the ordinance this 2-year old could drop" was Pfc Visick/Socalchiro's response. "It was murder out there...I'm lucky to survive at all". Fortunately no man was left behind and Pfc Visick/Socalchiro re-joined the rest of the platoon.
Another border skirmish was put down but may still smoldering when the CO grabbed the keys to Tiger Stadium. Pfc Yountfan was off duty writing music when suddenly the blast hit. "I couldn't believe it...it happened so fast" was his response. The CO says he hears that remark from his wife all the time.
Finally, pfc Fletchgriswold forgot to pick a stadium. "I don't know what I was thinking...I've been busy planning a vacation to Wally World and it just got past me" was the response.
So that's it men...from this point on you will be on your own. Remember...all is fair in love and war and strato.
HQ