Demonic Frenzy; 80 mil., DH Only needs 11 :(

[NEILKAHN]

I have, for months now, been the lone voice in the wilderness, warning of apocalyptic events and machinations, always my insights falling on deaf ears. For example, I was the first to deduce that Nevdully is, in fact, not a real person, but is, in fact, a computer generated program of the TSN SOM matrix, created for nefarious purposes to increase the profitability of the on line game, and, ultimately, to create a market for the inevitable signature line of Nevdully endorsed SOM products, which will be released sometime in the fall in time for the Christmas season. Similarly, I have shown through logic and scientific deduction, that Stephen Lee is Satan. My initial suspicions arose when in a series of leagues I found myself either in his division, where his teams proved victorious in hotly contested division races, or in the same league, where his teams defeated mine in the playoffs. I now suspect that his demonic influence may be spreading, as several of you have recently been defeating my teams repeatedly You know who you are, but to name a few...Frank Bailey, who is actually a demonically sentient cat, AceVentura, who actually is a two headed demonic dog, hence his selection of the name Twins for all of his teams, SteveAmes, who seeks to demonically shrink the testicles of all of his competitors with his Gonadopenics offerings, and yes, even BOBBY! He is richer than Midas, he lives in Las Vegas...hasn't ANYONE seen "The Stand?" Lindonman. He is an attorney. Enough said. Petrosian. He has openly admitted his allegiance to the dark side in his adoption of his Kriff persona. Evil Cartman...his name says it all I could go on endlessly...this is an unholy conspiracy which no doubt permeates the roster of active participants in this, what was at one time, wholesome family entertainment. I am forced, to my chagrin, to take up the gauntlet once again, to do God's work, and attempt to defeat these forces, before it is too late. I believe that if I can be victorious against them, I can, perhaps, break the spell which has come over them, and save their souls, and our national pastime, from descending further into the abyss. And so, I will be creating the Stephen Lee Demonic Frenzy, to appear tonight, to attempt to lure these lost souls into one last opportunity for redemption. It will be 80 million, with DH. May God have mercy on your souls. :D

[The Last Druid]

Switch this to Bobby's frenzy and help me win five free teams tonight. 8)

[NEILKAHN]

How demonically clever. Bobby has offered 5 free teams to join his frenzy tonight. Even I am seduced by this. So this will be delayed for now, in lieu of the 100 mil. offering.

[NEILKAHN]

It's back! I presume it will not fly tonight, but tomorrow is a possible go!

[NEILKAHN]

All right you Godless heathens! Easter frenzy!

[NEILKAHN]

No password....Demonic Frenzy!

[NEILKAHN]

Boy, this went no where. Hmmmm.

[NEILKAHN]

Since I have established my stupidity beyond a reasonable doubt[see thread above on dumbest manging ever] you should have no qualms about taking me on in this frenzy league!

[NEILKAHN]

OK. In order to drum up interest, the winner of this league will receive a lifetime supply of free teams courtesy of Bobby. :D :D :D :D :D :D

[danielz]

LOL Does Bobby know this? :shock: