Wednesday, was my 31st B-day......
short version of what happened......
Monday, after word, my boss at my part time job, says, hey, lets go for a drink!!
Ok, I went.....
and we kept driving, and driving, and next thing I new, I was asleep....
woke up with his girlfriend banging on the passenger window of the car, at a hotel.....
in OCEAN CITY!!
well.....
I got kidnapped for the better part of 4 days, just walked in the door about 45 minutes ago....
There was lots of fun, bourbon, a lil more fun, a LOT more bourbon....
Guess this is getting kinda long....
anyhoo....
my boss at my pt job, is just 21....
his girlfriend, is ONLY 19
and she brought a girlfriend of hers with to "try" and hook us up....
Tina, (that's her name) is also ONLY 19.....
So, being 31, and at the end of a marriage (yeah, it didnt work out, tis k, I shall live), and, having a 19 year old on my hip the last 3-4 days....
I honestly (sorry to say) was not terribly concerned with SOM.
And, no, nothing happened with the 19 year old and me, honest, it just turned out to be the start of at the least, a great friendship, possibly more once this whole seperation thing is worked out between Melissa (wife) and me.
Anyhoo, I will bid on the required players, and hopefully, get my team in tomorrow early afternoon (12-2 ish or so)
Again, sorry for the delay
2006 Auction League -- PRESEASON
I'm Sorry!!
by Leo / loob » Fri May 12, 2006 2:18 am
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by Jeepdriver » Fri May 12, 2006 7:27 am
[quote:3fc7612f21]hey, lets go for a drink!![/quote:3fc7612f21]
It always starts out like that, doesn't it :?: :!: LOL :lol:
It always starts out like that, doesn't it :?: :!: LOL :lol:
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by pacoboy » Fri May 12, 2006 8:44 am
19 ! :shock: Fk'n jealous ! Nice rack ?! Body ? Any "bullseye" tatoos ? Just simply "TINA" doesn't cut it ! DETAILS MAN ! YOU OWE US ! :wink:
COME ON MAN ! Us married saps need to live vicariously thru guys like you !
Just think back when you were 19 !
....she was only 7 :P
COME ON MAN ! Us married saps need to live vicariously thru guys like you !
Just think back when you were 19 !
....she was only 7 :P
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Re: I'm Sorry!!
by uncle ny » Fri May 12, 2006 10:54 am
[quote:3ae8171f6f="Leo / loob"]Wednesday, was my 31st B-day......
short version of what happened......
Monday, after word, my boss at my part time job, says, hey, lets go for a drink!!
Ok, I went.....
and we kept driving, and driving, and next thing I new, I was asleep....
woke up with his girlfriend banging on the passenger window of the car, at a hotel.....
in OCEAN CITY!!
well.....
I got kidnapped for the better part of 4 days, just walked in the door about 45 minutes ago....
There was lots of fun, bourbon, a lil more fun, a LOT more bourbon....
Guess this is getting kinda long....
anyhoo....
my boss at my pt job, is just 21....
his girlfriend, is ONLY 19
and she brought a girlfriend of hers with to "try" and hook us up....
Tina, (that's her name) is also ONLY 19.....
So, being 31, and at the end of a marriage (yeah, it didnt work out, tis k, I shall live), and, having a 19 year old on my hip the last 3-4 days....
I honestly (sorry to say) was not terribly concerned with SOM.
And, no, nothing happened with the 19 year old and me, honest, it just turned out to be the start of at the least, a great friendship, possibly more once this whole seperation thing is worked out between Melissa (wife) and me.
Anyhoo, I will bid on the required players, and hopefully, get my team in tomorrow early afternoon (12-2 ish or so)
Again, sorry for the delay[/quote:3ae8171f6f]
Foggy has a similar story about a girl named "Kerry" that I hooked him up with in 1986. I was just a bystander. Perhaps he'll "share" while we wait for this league to fill.
short version of what happened......
Monday, after word, my boss at my part time job, says, hey, lets go for a drink!!
Ok, I went.....
and we kept driving, and driving, and next thing I new, I was asleep....
woke up with his girlfriend banging on the passenger window of the car, at a hotel.....
in OCEAN CITY!!
well.....
I got kidnapped for the better part of 4 days, just walked in the door about 45 minutes ago....
There was lots of fun, bourbon, a lil more fun, a LOT more bourbon....
Guess this is getting kinda long....
anyhoo....
my boss at my pt job, is just 21....
his girlfriend, is ONLY 19
and she brought a girlfriend of hers with to "try" and hook us up....
Tina, (that's her name) is also ONLY 19.....
So, being 31, and at the end of a marriage (yeah, it didnt work out, tis k, I shall live), and, having a 19 year old on my hip the last 3-4 days....
I honestly (sorry to say) was not terribly concerned with SOM.
And, no, nothing happened with the 19 year old and me, honest, it just turned out to be the start of at the least, a great friendship, possibly more once this whole seperation thing is worked out between Melissa (wife) and me.
Anyhoo, I will bid on the required players, and hopefully, get my team in tomorrow early afternoon (12-2 ish or so)
Again, sorry for the delay[/quote:3ae8171f6f]
Foggy has a similar story about a girl named "Kerry" that I hooked him up with in 1986. I was just a bystander. Perhaps he'll "share" while we wait for this league to fill.
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by Jeepdriver » Fri May 12, 2006 12:57 pm
Just because it's in Switzerland doesn't mean we can't get a copy of that tape. :wink:
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by Leo / loob » Fri May 12, 2006 1:00 pm
Seriously, nothing happened with Tina....
She's a beautiful, young woman.
To desribe her, does her no justice, but I shall try....
5'3", super long brown hair (like 3 inches from her arse), guessing like 110 lbs, with a wonderful smile. Nothing to note with body dimensions, she's just built perfectly. Light brown eyes.........
Its sorta funny, I'm waaayyyy outta her league, she is THAT beautiful. But as awesome looking as she is (wow, ya shoulda seen that white bikini!), she has a great personality to match.
We both really became enamored with eachother, but it would be a tough sell to say that we should be together, or, for that matter, that we would even stand a chance.
She, habing just graduated high school in '05 (!) is studying international law, with high expectations of herself. Her first year of school at Penn State, she doubled up on her classes so she could be ahead of the game a lil bit. Tina hopes to be done with 7 years of schooling, in 5 years, at the most and pursue a career abroad.
Anyhoo, getting long winded again....
And, for those that are thinking "thats' it? whata schmuck" I will say, we did share the same bed (most of our clothes were on), we did hold eachother (which was awesome), and there was this whole body massage thing that I gave her......
But thats it, promise.
There will be other evenings with Tina and I, but I just got crushed in a failed marriage, and, she, is not in the shopping mood for a longterm relationship.
The friendship bond that her and I have developed, might have a chance to grow, but for the moment, its just perfect for what her, and I need. No sex to screw things up, or make it complicated, just some great companionship, of sitting around watching a movie or enjoying a nice dinner out somewhere.....
We're going to start there and give it time
hey, its a start, and, dont get me wrong, I'm a guy just like the rest of ya, but I let sex screw things up before, thats what got me married.
Some might remember, I married a stripper (no, she still dont do that), but, I got a hint for ya'll....
1. Dont try and domesticate a stripper
2. Dont fall in love with a stripper for more than an hour at a time
3. Tip a stripper a buck, not a wedding ring
Let me get back to baseball here, and, if nobody bid on the guys that I opened up, will enter my team in the league, if nobody has a problem with that....
She's a beautiful, young woman.
To desribe her, does her no justice, but I shall try....
5'3", super long brown hair (like 3 inches from her arse), guessing like 110 lbs, with a wonderful smile. Nothing to note with body dimensions, she's just built perfectly. Light brown eyes.........
Its sorta funny, I'm waaayyyy outta her league, she is THAT beautiful. But as awesome looking as she is (wow, ya shoulda seen that white bikini!), she has a great personality to match.
We both really became enamored with eachother, but it would be a tough sell to say that we should be together, or, for that matter, that we would even stand a chance.
She, habing just graduated high school in '05 (!) is studying international law, with high expectations of herself. Her first year of school at Penn State, she doubled up on her classes so she could be ahead of the game a lil bit. Tina hopes to be done with 7 years of schooling, in 5 years, at the most and pursue a career abroad.
Anyhoo, getting long winded again....
And, for those that are thinking "thats' it? whata schmuck" I will say, we did share the same bed (most of our clothes were on), we did hold eachother (which was awesome), and there was this whole body massage thing that I gave her......
But thats it, promise.
There will be other evenings with Tina and I, but I just got crushed in a failed marriage, and, she, is not in the shopping mood for a longterm relationship.
The friendship bond that her and I have developed, might have a chance to grow, but for the moment, its just perfect for what her, and I need. No sex to screw things up, or make it complicated, just some great companionship, of sitting around watching a movie or enjoying a nice dinner out somewhere.....
We're going to start there and give it time
hey, its a start, and, dont get me wrong, I'm a guy just like the rest of ya, but I let sex screw things up before, thats what got me married.
Some might remember, I married a stripper (no, she still dont do that), but, I got a hint for ya'll....
1. Dont try and domesticate a stripper
2. Dont fall in love with a stripper for more than an hour at a time
3. Tip a stripper a buck, not a wedding ring
Let me get back to baseball here, and, if nobody bid on the guys that I opened up, will enter my team in the league, if nobody has a problem with that....
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by Sknsfan » Fri May 12, 2006 3:10 pm
[quote:1d93e8fb09]1. Dont try and domesticate a stripper
2. Dont fall in love with a stripper for more than an hour at a time
3. Tip a stripper a buck, not a wedding ring [/quote:1d93e8fb09]
Found out about number 2 the hard way. Luckily never made it to number 3!
:?
2. Dont fall in love with a stripper for more than an hour at a time
3. Tip a stripper a buck, not a wedding ring [/quote:1d93e8fb09]
Found out about number 2 the hard way. Luckily never made it to number 3!
:?
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