Josh Fogg - A Cautionary Tale

[kimkrichbaum2]

Josh Fogg,
You Dawg,
I thought I was making a cheap .52 pick up,
I would have been better off with a robbery or stick up,
I thought you would pitch in rare situations,
But HAL loved to pitch you on any occasion,
You pitched more innings than my closer ace,
And lost enough games to keep me out of first place,
Every time I tried a new setting to ditch you,
HAL would find a new way to pitch you,
I would find this all quite comical,
If your ERA was not so astronomical,
Now I've released you, they'll be no more grief,
Cause I picked up a loser who can't pitch relief!

[ANDREWLAITURI]

LOL! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Very nicely done.

[the splinter]

Nice poem....if you had only put so much thought into your draft list you wouldn't have had to write this. :lol:

[johnsain]

Bravo! :o You're too good a poet to be spending time playing this game.

[kimkrichbaum2]

that was my first draft, and I will NEVER make that mistake again!

[JdEarly]

And here I go, searching for the ill fated card.

...found it... ugly isn't the word. I would recommend never using a pitcher who had 37 more hits allowed than innings pitched. Just me, though. Your poem made my day, and I'm glad the Giants didn't sign the guy this offseason, because I might have had to write one about his real life exploits. Better luck next time.

By the way... what park are you using?

[Stoney18]

Very nice. :D

[kimkrichbaum2]

Minute Made