Weasels Of Distinction 18 - FULL

Mike,

What do you want for the Mick? I'm in a Cubs/White Sox (that would be permanent rebuilding) phase.

I'll accept that offer Bill . Sorry Mark...but I must go for the higher draft pick. Thanks anyway.


TRADE ANNOUNCEMENT: PJMB trades Pedro Martinez to deepdrive for a 1st round pick.

Modmark's Keepers:

S. Musial - $10.86
A. Vaughan - $10.20
K. Griffey Jr - $9.14
E. Mathews - $7.81
K. Rogers - $1.38

TOTAL = $39.39

In a stunning move sure to draw the attention of the commissioner of the league, the Lizards and the Milwaukee Blatz Weasels announced the following:

TRADE ANNOUNCEMENT: Mickey Mantle has been traded for Pete Vuckovich

There are rumors that owner Frank Bailey is also sending enough money to Rube to finance his latest Broadway musical, No No, Nanette.

Moscratch Keeper:

S Carlton - 9.84
Jim Gentile - 7.99
George Brett - 10.93
Honus Wagner - 7.92
Joe Evans - 2.63
Showboat Fisher - 0.50

Tot: 39.81

Mike wants to trade Mantle.

"Who do you want," I said.
"Vuck," he said.
"How about Bonds?" I said.
"Vuck," he said.
"Schmidt?" I said.
"Vuck," he said.
"Ott?" I said.
"Vuck," he said.
"Any other three guys?" I said.
"Vuck," he said.

All I can say is that Mantle has some big shoes to fill.

I think the real life Vuck would have a pretty big head by now

Camnitz - 9.41
"Big Head" Vuck - 2.03
Schultz - 5.27
Wilks - 1.76

Wells - 10.03
Foxx - 9.46
Cardenal - .52
Edwards - .56
Torborg - .53

Total - 39.57

Alexander - 10.99
Murray - 5.59
Martinez - 1.18

Mauer - 9.53
Mazeroski - .85
Backman - .77
Cardenas - .52
Jackson - 7.16
O'Doul - 2.96

Total = 39.55

WYANET SPECTRES keepers

Maddux SP 11.30
Keegan SP .50
Dayley RP 1.06
McMahon RP .94
Lachance 1B .54
Lajoie 2B 8.21
Sax 2B .66
Ward SS .85
Dougherty OF .62
McGee CF 6.57
Bodie CF .50
Suzuki RF 7.44

Total 39.19