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Join the Flying Monkey Leagyue NOW -- it is your Destiny

PostPosted: Wed Mar 28, 2018 10:18 am
by seyclops
Only three needed to fill.

The parameters:

* Unique $88 million salary cap

* DH, waivers, one team per customer

* 5% drop penalty

* Avoid mucking up your future by toying around with your Destiny, and/or finding out exceeding weird things about your parentage, or possibly getting carried off by -- yes -- Flying Monkeys

* For these reasons and many more, you owe it to yourself to enter Flying Monkey League 2 immediately!

Re: Join the Flying Monkey Leagyue NOW -- it is your Destiny

PostPosted: Wed Mar 28, 2018 1:34 pm
by Muadib1950
seyclops wrote:Only three needed to fill.

The parameters:

* Unique $88 million salary cap

* DH, waivers, one team per customer

* 5% drop penalty

* Avoid mucking up your future by toying around with your Destiny, and/or finding out exceeding weird things about your parentage, or possibly getting carried off by -- yes -- Flying Monkeys

* For these reasons and many more, you owe it to yourself to enter Flying Monkey League 2 immediately!


Clearly someone has watched the Wizard of Star Woz at least once too often. Dare I say "Darth Tinman?" Or worse, "IT IS YOUR DENSITY." However:

HURRY! ONLY 2 SPOTS LEFT! :shock:
IT'S ON THE SPECIAL "2017 UNLEASHED" SHELF AT THE STRAT STORE.