Strat-O-Matic Baseball 365

Classified: Wanted, need fillers for private league. Must work long hours, some weekends, no travel, no health benefits, no taxes. Work at HOME in friendly high volume fast paced league. The 'Hokey Smokes Bullwinkle!!!' league needs you! Only 5 spots open! Apply when password is asked and then press 'enter'. Some may have to do it twice. Others more.

Critera: Spend $90M for only $19.95.
Hitters: Limited to 8M each to keep the pithing up.
Pitchers: limited to 9M to keep the hitting down.
Pure relief pitchers: Limited to 5M. (A SP6/R3 is considered a starter so you can use him/her).
5/10/20 deadbeat drop.
DH too!!
Password is 'rocky'.

JOIN JOIN JOIN!!! Failure to join is not an option.

Sincerely,
Delivery Boy...

Look, you need to get in this league now. If for no other reason than to have the pleasure
of dealing with this knucklehead Chuck 1234 ..... never a dull moment. Now get in here.

JJ

Join and get IN HERE!!! This is your final warning!!! You have tonight to comply. So what if it's payday and the rent is past due and there's a couple 6 pacs in the fridge! We're old men, that's what we do for a living. JOIN JOIN JOIN!!!

Sincerely,
Delivery Boy...

Need four more!! (and you get the change to beat up on Chuck 1234!)

Only need three more mooses pulling rabbits out of their hats. AGAIN? Presto...

Need 2 morrrreeee!!!!

Sincerely.
Delivery Boy...

Need 1 morrreee!!!!

Sincerely,
Delivery Boy...