We need a replacement player for a 110M league. Here's the good news. It's a Delivery Boy private league called 'Another Delivery Boy Undeliverable Mess!' Usual 110M DH, 5-10-20 deadbeat drop, waivers and the bad news. On opening day and throughout the season all hitters must be salaried between $2 mil and $9 mil, all pitchers who can start between $2 mil and $9 mil, pure relievers between $0.8 mil and $3 mil. No druggies, meaning the usual suspects are banned.
The druggies are Mark McGwire, Barry Bonds, Sammy Sosa, A-Rod, Roger Clemens and that's all I can think of right now. If you are going with a 4-man rotation, the 5th starter must be between 2-9M even if he stands around all season in the pen. You can't give Ed Farmer a RAISE!!!
We need 1 player for the east or central division. The west is reserved for the prior league's pennant winners and wild card. I'll send the password when someone shows interest or lack of good judgment.
Sincerely,
Delivery Boy...