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from the YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP file ...

PostPosted: Thu Jun 06, 2019 10:26 am
by egvrich
Hand over my heart, this is 100% truth ...

Of my last 17 teams that have hosted a playoff series. On the opening night of said playoff series, my teams are a combined 4-18.

I shit you not, despite being the "in theory" better team, my teams have won 4 out of my last 22 home openers in the playoffs.

And these teams had a combined winning % of .586 in the regular season and a home winning % of .602 in the regular season.

Yet their winning % on opening night of home playoff series is .182!

That is totally insane!

Re: from the YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP file ...

PostPosted: Thu Jun 06, 2019 4:26 pm
by The Last Druid
The alternative hypotheses are that you are either evil or just suck! 8-)

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 06, 2019 5:39 pm
by egvrich
The Last Druid wrote:The alternative hypotheses are that you are either evil or just suck! 8-)


I'll take that as a compliment coming from you ... :lol:

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 06, 2019 6:24 pm
by Guynick
Are you using David Price, by chance?

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 06, 2019 6:36 pm
by paul8210
I hacked the computer and found this code, but, I don't know if it has anything to do with you.

If nickname = 'Egvrich' and home = 'y' and playoff = 'y' and opening_night <> 'false'
set diceroll_factor = default * 1.9
set awayteam_result = default + .39
set win_probability = 100 * .182

else
continue
endif

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 06, 2019 10:05 pm
by Mumford
The most incredible thing is your 17 teams played 22 opening games instead of 34.

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 07, 2019 7:32 am
by egvrich
Mumford wrote:The most incredible thing is your 17 teams played 22 opening games instead of 34.


Huh???

17 teams can each only play 1 opening game (not opening night) per series. 5 of the 17 advanced (showing how important losing game 1 is by the way) and were home team for the next round of the playoffs hence 22 games.

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 07, 2019 7:33 am
by egvrich
paul8210 wrote:I hacked the computer and found this code, but, I don't know if it has anything to do with you.

If nickname = 'Egvrich' and home = 'y' and playoff = 'y' and opening_night <> 'false'
set diceroll_factor = default * 1.9
set awayteam_result = default + .39
set win_probability = 100 * .182

else
continue
endif


Best response ... EVER ... :lol:

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 07, 2019 12:49 pm
by lanier64
What are these “playoffs” you speak of?

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 07, 2019 1:04 pm
by ggyuppie
lanier64 wrote:What are these “playoffs” you speak of?



Should get honorable mention for best response ever, and winner in the self deprecation category. :lol: