Strat-O-Matic Baseball 365

Here are a couple of lines from the recap of my game 2 win last night:

Tom Burgmeier(1-0) was dominant in relief. No one was able to reach base in his 1/3 of an inning. The game was a wild affair with the lead changing hands 5 times.

Now... that's what you call... DOMINANT !!!

That’s quite the rhetorical polish on that participation trophy!

The guys on my high school team used to jokingly hound our head coach about getting more ink in our recaps in the newspaper. The end result being a full recap of the game’s highlights, punctuated with a last sentence something to the effect of “Second baseman Joe Smith also attended the game.”