Strat-O-Matic Baseball 365

Can anyone top this? I picked up Jack Hiatt to play catcher and here are his stats after his 17-game stint with my 60s team:

AB 56
H 1 (a single)
K 28
W 9
R 0
RBI 0
BA .018

I can't even blame unlucky batter-pitcher distribution as 41/66 rolls came off of his card. I say this tongue-in-cheek: Apparently, he has a hidden sixth season card that is all strikeouts!

Rivera's Yankees faced off against the Tigers in Comerica Park on that day electron dash