Sun May 12, 2013 12:59 am
Do you guys not watch television? The evil Queen so full of anger that Snow and Prince Charming were so happy cast a spell with a curse on all the land such that none would ever have a happy ending again. Happy endings and fairy tales like live drafts were swept away with the curse in to StoryBrooke where they are now only considered childrens storys. Nobody shared the records of the live drafts with Henry so when he convinced Emma to believe they got missed and are still cursed. And alas our heroine has her hands full what with killing eveil witches and fitting the dark one in to the family as grandfather to Henry.
Fear not, I am sure in season 3 or certainly by season 4 someone will get around to missing baseball and start picking teams. This will cause them to experience a strange feeling which they will recognize as the memory of live drafts swelling up inside just waiting for someone to believe in them so they can break through the curse.
Come on all. TinkerBell exhorts you to believe. Believe I say in the existence of live drafts. Believe and they will spring forth. Believe and they will come.
Live drafts will once again rome the earth. I the profit of the East who first heralded the dominance of Darvish am prophesying. There will be live drafts.
And if live drafts do not return it is because ALL you faithless, worthless people failed to believe. And Darth VADER will pull forth his light saber and slices off the heads of the doubters to the right and force choke the doubters on the left.
And those who not only failed to believe in the live drafts but dared raise their voice in criticism of the emperor for taking us all down the dark side shall be banned by the emporers storm trooper moderators as they charge through wreaking havoc with their blasters. And the only ones who will be left to survive and restore balance to the force will be the great nevster and agabriel. And in a bit of irony the great Salty who believed the most will be encircled by the moderator clones and encased in carbonite where never again shall he voice a complaint.
And this concludes this chapter of Once Upon A Time. But worry not Red Riding Hood. Your beatuy has been seen across the galaxy. And I Valen even now stand in a White Star on full burn to come sweeping you up and rescues you from the coming apocolypse and her beauty will overshadow all sports and Valen will slowly forget what was that called? Basebell
But fear not for there is yet another prophecy. It is even now unfolding. David Stern concerned about the tulmult he has watched on the outside of his massive picture windows giving him q grand vision of the world. With a new shipment of ping pong balls just arrived he keeps his referees busy all night. And the umpires pitched in until all the great players were imprisoned in their little balls. And no jokes you crude little fans. There was much roids going rampant in the streats during all the confusion as Bud Selig kept telling anyone who would listen this will all work out if we can just get this darn exhibition game to count again.
The lowly Marlins had their ping pong ball. Alas they sold it for extra batteries as they headed off to the Clevelander bar.
Rays got a pair and the Rangers a full half dozen. Angels seen with a bucket fill of those little plastic balls. The Dodgers got a trunk full of the little balls. And last but not lease the yankees rolled up with a massive dump truck for to collect their balls in to.
None were sure what to do next until Princess Leiah stood up and proclaimed it was time to all the land. Bring all you balls to em and I will declared if your individual ball is worth a Ruth or a little blind mice. And only half finished twoard the end of the day Leaih tired and wanting a grand finale proclaime to all Just bring me your balls.