The ICONS!!!!
Featuring HAL --->
Also Bernie ----)
ANNDDD Evil Management---->
"Hey Bernie, some people are complaining about not figuring out the game, drafting, staying up late, headaches. Ya know, typical baseball stuff that makes this game a favorite national pastime!"
"Yeah, next thing ya know, they'll want health care included in buying team sets, insurance for crappy teams if they don't win to recover some costs, and having to explaining things which we just don't do!! What's NEXT?!!?"
"We could form a special set where ya just draft players, go through the waiver period, set up the teams, and then just
abandon the whole league and not even play the season!! Sort of what Congress does!"
"That's an grand idea! We could call it the 'Mystery Season Set' and not have to play the season!! Results just won't matter, just keep the money coming IN without accountability to anyone!! A true reflection of corporate America today!"
"Won't customers get tired of that after a while? No results of their efforts..?"
"That's what politicians are for and every 4 years we do the same thing! They haven't learned YET!!!! HA-HAAA!!! Get on this right away!!"