I don't think you were whiny at all---
I just got into online this year after not playing the game for 25 years, and the offensive numbers just stunned me overall---I like the online game--I just wish when you created a league you could pick and choose what rules you want, just like the CD rom---for instance "don't use ballpark effects"--and especially "turn clutch rules off" why bother with clutch rules as these aren't replays.
The ballpark effects HR's are out of control in my opinion.
I got tired of all the offense against me and good pitchers like Medlin and Strasburg getting crushed, so I decided to join them--here is a no-Dh Coors team that hit well over 300 HRs and no pitching much to speak of.
http://onlinegames.strat-o-matic.com/team/1111043