The government shutdown...

Did he use any Dr. Seuss references?

“And this mess is so big
And so deep and so tall,
We cannot create a Live Draft
There is no way at all!”
- From Strat in the Hat

Did he use any Dr. Seuss references?

“And this mess is so big
And so deep and so tall,
We cannot create a Live Draft
There is no way at all!”
- From Strat in the Hat

Lol!

And then there was more from Strat in the Hat:

"And manager ratings cannot be
Because they are so hard you see!
We've tracked the teams, we know the rings,
But just can't seem to count these things.
Why can't we count them? Pray, do not ask,
'While we work through this extremely intricate' task."

Awesome

How about we discuss the Strat Scavenger hunt? How did that work out?

Or... wait for it... the LIVE DRAFT? I'm fairly certain that, though I'm a chiropractor WITHOUT ANY programming experience, I could have banged out a live draft in about a month...

Okay, the new bar has been set. It used to be 1,000 years with 1,000 monkeys typing on 1,000 keyboards to bang out a live draft. Now it is a chiropractor without any programming experience, given about a month.

Please submit your lower projection to program a live draft.

Okay, the new bar has been set. It used to be 1,000 years with 1,000 monkeys typing on 1,000 keyboards to bang out a live draft. Now it is a chiropractor without any programming experience, given about a month.

Please submit your lower projection to program a live draft.

I know less than zero about programming-
I know more than zero about figuring stuff out-
however if its monkeys Id strongly suggest Bonobos, they are the most intelligent of primates- and I hear they work for peanuts.