The ICONS!!!

The ICONS!!!

Featuring Hal--->
Also Bernie--->

ANNDDD Evil Management--->

"Hey Hal, how's that new Live Draft project coming along?"
"I dunno Bernie, we've had lots of problems like kinks, glitches, crashes, dumps, inability to access the website, and long waiting times. It's almost like the government is involved in this."
"But don't we have the best IT techs, programmers, and coders minimum wage can buy?"
"Yeah, I'm trying to mold it after other successful websites like Dominos and Pizza Hut where you can order and do anything online without problem. I wonder how they did it!"
"Well, I guess if you want your team delivered with extra pepperoni and cheese that would work".
"Is the Live Draft ready yet? What's the problem? We've been working on the draft all summer!"
"We're having tons of problem working on it to give the customer the best product we can! "
"If we put out the best product we can, then there would be no room for improvement! Do you see our customers paying as much as they can in response?!? Remember our motto... We're not just good, we're just good ENOUGH!"
"Are we going to add Roger Freed to our next player addition?"
"Who's Roger Freed?"

Hilarious...

The art of distraction... Have a sale and hope they forget about the Live Draft/Card Additions/Manager Ratings.

And the added $2 processing fee. Maybe it's just me, but I don't remember ever seeing a fee in the past.

$2 processing fee!

The ICONS!!!

Featuring Hal--->
Also Bernie--->

ANNNDDD Evil Management--->

"Hey Bernie, did you see the new prices on SOM team packs?"
"Yeah, I might buy a couple myself! I'm getting tired of originating my own teams free!!"
"Did the new pricing for team packs take effect along with the hidden fees and defective team structure systems?"
"We weren't aware of any attached fees or defects in the product!!"
"Of course you weren't! Why should I advertise faulty merchandise? It also effects supply and demand! Prices will go up over the holidays where everything else does too! I'm just going with the flow!!"
"How can you use 'supply and demand' to raise prices?? They aren't tangible items you manufacture, stack, deliver, or anything else! They are nothing but computer generated binary codes as the result of programming functions!!
"If you can put a price tag on it, it's tangible! A product not even subject to recall is the best part! Add more hidden fees like a delivery fee, processing fee, credit fee, ordering fee, canceling an order fee, an icon fee, and a welcome to SOM fee!!! It's gonna be a good Christmas!!! Hooo-HOOO!"

Alright... the cat's out of the bag.

That "processing fee" is going to my salary from Strat. They've asked me to put together a Live Draft.

I'll have it ready to roll out on Monday.

visick

And the added $2 processing fee. Maybe it's just me, but I don't remember ever seeing a fee in the past.

I don't remember paying taxes either on games.