90s Keepers Name Your Keepers for Season 7

The District 12 Mockingjays name the following keepers:

Jeff Bagwell
Kirby Puckett
Jose Canseco

Also, the following teams, each under new management, have announced their keepers:

fatdaddy054:
Ivan Rodriguez
Edgar Martinez
Chipper Jones

nol15736:
Jason Kendall
Greg Maddux
Randy Johnson

RonSanto:
Rickey Henderson
Larry Walker
and one additional supplemental pick (this was a special option given this ailing franchise)

In other news, Mockingjay management has denied trade rumors surrounding their team MVP for the past several seasons, Jeff Bagwell. Manager Billy Everdeen said the team is one thousand percent behind their slugging superstar.

Welcome aboard to the new guys!

The Citadel Swamp Bats keep:

Craig Biggio (will he finally make me instead of ?)
Cal Ripken Jr.
Fred McGriff

"In other news, Mockingjay management has denied trade rumors surrounding their team MVP for the past several seasons, Jeff Bagwell. Manager Billy Everdeen said the team is one thousand percent behind their slugging superstar"


So he will be dealt before the season starts. Right?

So he will be dealt before the season starts. Right?

It's happened once before lol!

By the way, welcome back!

The Flying Finns keep:

Nomar Garciaparra
Mike Piazza
Ray Lankford

And who did you say you wanted in exchange for Bagwell........................ Jeff Kent?

Dogs keep:

McGwire
Giambi
Clemens

The District 12 Mockingjays announced they traded their superstar slugger to the Oakland Oaks (formerly Midland Redskins) for their first supplemental pick. The trade will be effective at the end of the season. When asked about the trade, an obviously clueless Billy Everdeen replied, "We did what?!..." Everdeen, once the shock of learning about the trade set in, went on to express his feelings; however, his comments cannot be printed here.

Meanwhile, in a parallel universe, the Colorado Rockies dumped their star centerfielder, Dexter Fowler, for two unknown players making minimum wage. One unconfirmed report said Rockies ownership made the comment, "hey, more money for us!"

The (trying like all hell to avoid the 100 win season and thus a first round defeat in the semi-finals) Stratzillas will re-sign:

Alex Rodriguez
Barry Bonds
Albert Belle

Meanwhile, in a parallel universe, the Colorado Rockies dumped their star centerfielder, Dexter Fowler, for two unknown players making minimum wage. One unconfirmed report said Rockies ownership made the comment, "hey, more money for us!"

Absolutely brutal, although it'll sting worse for Rockies fans when the Lastros flip Dex mid-season for a much bigger haul. I was talking a few co-workers off the ledge all day! Maybe I can convert a couple of the locals to my O's. After all, they do wear orange...

The Peanuts are reluctantly keeping Giles, Stairs, and Pecota.