The Rodney Dangerfield of managers & games

In a 5th and crucial game of a tied finals, behind the 8-ball already playing in my opponent's home ballpark suited to his all-lefty power lineup, HAL jumps on with both feet giving them 64.3% of rolls on his hitters' cards while rationing only 47.8% of rolls to my hitters' cards. All capped off by the fourth Alou brother - Boog-alou Powell - socking a three run homer (on his card, naturally) off of .50 cent reliever Steve Ridzik, in there after HAL had laid waste to my (I thought) stellar relief trio of Fryman, Schultz and Hoffman. AAARRRGGGHHH!!!

Thank you so much HAL! Can I please have another?

http://onlinegames.strat-o-matic.com/game/347841/991

I felt sorry for the man losing the finals until I met the man who can't make the playoffs

PLAYOFFS?

Don't talk about PLAYOFFS...

You kiddin' me? PLAYOFFS?

You should can HAL after that performance, but I don't think you're going to be able to get him to leave his office ...

Wow, that is a real tough luck story. The rolls went against you, I wonder if that has ever happened before.