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Wed Jan 29, 2014 8:58 pm
The ICONS!!!
Featuring Hal--->
Also Bernie--->
ANNDDD Evil Management--->
"Hey Bernie, we fixed the Friday Night Live Draft League and now we're being libelously attacked for FRAUD!!"
"FRAUD!!! Isn't he DEAD!?!?"
"NO, NO, NO!!! Owners are not satisfied and want an answer from our Customer Service Department! They just want to know what happened and get a free credit as compensation so they can try losing again"
"What's THIS 'LIBEL AND FRAUD GARBAGE' I'm READING about!?!?
"Owners say we don't advertise everything that we're not supposed to and our Customer Service stinks!"
"FRAUD!!! I prefer the term 'Creative and Abbreviated Advertisement' for successful managers like me. I disbanded the Customer Service Department because they spent too much valuable company time on the phones".
"But you reduced the service to a recording that says nothing but, 'Please wait for the next available person' over and over again in a loop, and what do we do about the free credit issue?"
"Since when do you return a defective item to a store and then get a second one FREE!?! If BOTH are found defective, then we owe them FOUR! Do you know what that would do to the economy? Manufacturing couldn't keep up and we'd have to create more minimum wage JOBS! Hire some nose-picking hillbilly who worked at McDonalds for Customer Service and ask them if they want to 'Super-Size It' with extra cheese or manure! Get back to work!!!"
Featuring Hal--->
Also Bernie--->
ANNDDD Evil Management--->
"Hey Bernie, we fixed the Friday Night Live Draft League and now we're being libelously attacked for FRAUD!!"
"FRAUD!!! Isn't he DEAD!?!?"
"NO, NO, NO!!! Owners are not satisfied and want an answer from our Customer Service Department! They just want to know what happened and get a free credit as compensation so they can try losing again"
"What's THIS 'LIBEL AND FRAUD GARBAGE' I'm READING about!?!?
"Owners say we don't advertise everything that we're not supposed to and our Customer Service stinks!"
"FRAUD!!! I prefer the term 'Creative and Abbreviated Advertisement' for successful managers like me. I disbanded the Customer Service Department because they spent too much valuable company time on the phones".
"But you reduced the service to a recording that says nothing but, 'Please wait for the next available person' over and over again in a loop, and what do we do about the free credit issue?"
"Since when do you return a defective item to a store and then get a second one FREE!?! If BOTH are found defective, then we owe them FOUR! Do you know what that would do to the economy? Manufacturing couldn't keep up and we'd have to create more minimum wage JOBS! Hire some nose-picking hillbilly who worked at McDonalds for Customer Service and ask them if they want to 'Super-Size It' with extra cheese or manure! Get back to work!!!"