Here you go, Turlle. You can un-bait your breath, and there's no nosequiturs. I look forward to your response. Maybe you and others could actually talk about baseball for once...
Top Closers Right Now1. Craig Kimbrel, ATL--
Hard thrower with wicked curve has been elite closer for years.2. Greg Holland, KC--
Nasty fastball belies his short stature. Best pitcher on KC staff.3. Mark Melancon, PIT--
Journeyman with wicked cutter has found dominance in PIT.4. Aroldis Chapman, CIN--
Has settled in the bullpen with his ungodly heat.5. Zack Britton, BLT--
Lefty with outstanding repertoire fully arrived as bullpen ace last year.6. Jonathan Papelbon, PHI--
Old horse still has some gas and lots of wiles in the tank.7. Dellin Betances, NY--
Will rise much higher on the list when he shows he can close.8. Jake McGee, TB--
Hard throwing lefty finally has the closer's job after Balfour's flameout9. David Robertson, CWS--
Crafty veteran set-up man has shown he can also close for contending Sox10. Trevor Rosenthal, STL--
Has the blazing fastball to rise much higher this year...if he improves his command.Greatest One-hit Wonders.1. My Sharona by The Knack.
The best stuttering song since My Generation and a true power pop confection.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UW4bzukEp442. No Myth by Micheal Penn.
Sean's kid brother has had a brilliant career, but this Beatlesque tune was his only hit.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxkJHX7ukKE3. Radar Love by Golden Earring.
Twilight Zone was never quite a hit, so this rocker is these Dutchmen's legacy.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NzZ1mCNbNA4. Boston by Augustana.
San Diego band penned the starting over song of the Oughts with this beautiful ballad.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ASJBXu8tNo5. Far Behind by Candlebox.
Seattle rockers missed the Grunge explosion but left their mark with this fierce elegy.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-LW6m0zX5A6. Angel Eyes by Jeff Healey.
More famous for Roadhouse, but this blind bluesman also wrote this lovely one.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kag0TsZzxpw7. Go All the Way by The Raspberries.
My only repeat appearance. Eric Carmen's brilliant power-pop masterpiece.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Swicdtaddy08. The Freshmen by The Verve Pipe.
A haunting 90's Cat Stevenish ballad of loss, guilt, and regret.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1umEXpGHc0E9. Jessie's Girl by Rick Springfield.
One of the greatest songs of jealousy and unrequited love ever.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYkbTyHXwbs10. Criminal by Fiona Apple.
She's written many brilliant songs, but this dark groove-filled one was her only hit.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFOzayDpWoI