AL ONLY HOLLYWOOD BOMBS 2016 Drat/chat thread

Loving Jeep's Gold Glove/rocket arm outfield!! Not one of the 3 has hit worth a crap for me all year...but perhaps Jeep has hired Barry Bonds as their hitting coach and can get something out of them.

Same can be said by the beasts in all 3 outfield positions for Terry!

They're supposed to catch the ball? What? And here I thought this was the Stone Hands theme league. Dang.

I have outfield set early for first time ever...do we HAVE to draft pitching?

1. curt (moneymaze): MTrout CF, LForsythe 2B, CArcher SP, CColabello 1B/OF, JHahn SP, ACabrera SS, PFielder 1B/DH $43.57
2. cal: JDonaldson 3B, DPrice SP, BGardner LF, DGregorius SS, EHosmer 1B, MTanaka SP, RMartin C 44.62
3. ehlekev - Lindor SS, MBrantley LF, MiCabrera 1B, Moustakas 3B, Cano 2B, MEstrada SP, CCarrasco $44.52
4. zim - X. Bogaerts SS, I.Kinsler 2B, CKluber SP, KKeirmeier CF, K.Pillar OF, JVerlander, K.Calhoun RF 36.20
5. Terry - J. Bradley CF, S. Gray SP, A.Gordon LF, J. Reddick RF, A. Beltre 3B, E. Andrus SS, M. Moreland 1B- 38.03

6. Mark - J Baustista RF, LCain CF, Encarnacion 1B, Pedroia 2B, Morales DH, TDuffey SP : 37.98
7. Jeep - F Gutierrez LF, D Ortiz DH, J Kipnis 2B, T Shaw 1B, B Burns CF, M Teixeira 1B: 35.49

8. tom - CDavis 1b, TThompson OF, MSano DH, DValencia 3B, JIglesias SS, RGoins 2B: 35.05
9. SGTD - J. Altuve 2B, C. Sale SP, F. Hernandez SP, J. Cueto SP-Seager 3B, SPerez C - 32.38
10. Al - MMachado 3B, DKeuchel SP, SVogt C, C. Hamels SP, Tulowitzki SS, BZobrist 2B- 35.66
11. dharmabums - JD Martinez RF, MBetts CF, SSChoo RF, KMarte SS, ELongoria 3B, AEscobar SS, 33.31
12. MEAT -N.Cruz RF, C.Correa SS, BDozier 2B, Revere LF,Bird 1B, A.Jones CF 33.44

1. curt (moneymaze): MTrout CF, LForsythe 2B, CArcher SP, CColabello 1B/OF, JHahn SP, ACabrera SS, PFielder 1B/DH $43.57
2. cal: JDonaldson 3B, DPrice SP, BGardner LF, DGregorius SS, EHosmer 1B, MTanaka SP, RMartin C 44.62
3. ehlekev - Lindor SS, MBrantley LF, MiCabrera 1B, Moustakas 3B, Cano 2B, MEstrada SP, CCarrasco $44.52
4. zim - X. Bogaerts SS, I.Kinsler 2B, CKluber SP, KKeirmeier CF, K.Pillar OF, JVerlander, K.Calhoun RF 36.20
5. Terry - J. Bradley CF, S. Gray SP, A.Gordon LF, J. Reddick RF, A. Beltre 3B, E. Andrus SS, M. Moreland 1B- 38.03
6. Mark - J Baustista RF, LCain CF, Encarnacion 1B, Pedroia 2B, Morales DH, TDuffey SP, DSalazar SP : 42.14

7. Jeep - F Gutierrez LF, D Ortiz DH, J Kipnis 2B, T Shaw 1B, B Burns CF, M Teixeira 1B: 35.49

8. tom - CDavis 1b, TThompson OF, MSano DH, DValencia 3B, JIglesias SS, RGoins 2B: 35.05
9. SGTD - J. Altuve 2B, C. Sale SP, F. Hernandez SP, J. Cueto SP-Seager 3B, SPerez C - 32.38
10. Al - MMachado 3B, DKeuchel SP, SVogt C, C. Hamels SP, Tulowitzki SS, BZobrist 2B- 35.66
11. dharmabums - JD Martinez RF, MBetts CF, SSChoo RF, KMarte SS, ELongoria 3B, AEscobar SS, 33.31
12. MEAT -N.Cruz RF, C.Correa SS, BDozier 2B, Revere LF,Bird 1B, A.Jones CF 33.44

1. curt (moneymaze): MTrout CF, LForsythe 2B, CArcher SP, CColabello 1B/OF, JHahn SP, ACabrera SS, PFielder 1B/DH $43.57
2. cal: JDonaldson 3B, DPrice SP, BGardner LF, DGregorius SS, EHosmer 1B, MTanaka SP, RMartin C 44.62
3. ehlekev - Lindor SS, MBrantley LF, MiCabrera 1B, Moustakas 3B, Cano 2B, MEstrada SP, CCarrasco $44.52
4. zim - X. Bogaerts SS, I.Kinsler 2B, CKluber SP, KKeirmeier CF, K.Pillar OF, JVerlander, K.Calhoun RF 36.20
5. Terry - J. Bradley CF, S. Gray SP, A.Gordon LF, J. Reddick RF, A. Beltre 3B, E. Andrus SS, M. Moreland 1B- 38.03
6. Mark - J Baustista RF, LCain CF, Encarnacion 1B, Pedroia 2B, Morales DH, TDuffey SP, DSalazar SP : 42.14
7. Jeep - F Gutierrez LF, D Ortiz DH, J Kipnis 2B, T Shaw 1B, B Burns CF, M Teixeira 1B, A Warren SP: 40.66

8. tom - CDavis 1b, TThompson OF, MSano DH, DValencia 3B, JIglesias SS, RGoins 2B: 35.05

9. SGTD - J. Altuve 2B, C. Sale SP, F. Hernandez SP, J. Cueto SP-Seager 3B, SPerez C - 32.38
10. Al - MMachado 3B, DKeuchel SP, SVogt C, C. Hamels SP, Tulowitzki SS, BZobrist 2B- 35.66
11. dharmabums - JD Martinez RF, MBetts CF, SSChoo RF, KMarte SS, ELongoria 3B, AEscobar SS, 33.31
12. MEAT -N.Cruz RF, C.Correa SS, BDozier 2B, Revere LF,Bird 1B, A.Jones CF 33.4

Right now we are in negotiations with Big Papi to play RF. Needless to say he's asking for a King's Ransom to play in the field, but these are unusual circumstances. Everyone on our team will have to step up. Travis Shaw, for example has volunteered to play 3B, with no whining about it. Shaw has that "whatever you need Coach" attitude, and that's the kind of players we want on this team, including Papi.

You can always count on Jeep to revolutionize MLB! Big Papi in RF would be great. A RF-6 E41 rating would have to be added to the fielding charts, but Jeep keeps things fresh. Sounds like a pretty loose bunch out there in Jeep-land.

I have outfield set early for first time ever...do we HAVE to draft pitching?

Pitching is overrated. You still have 3 position players/DH left to fill out your dominant lineup. I'm sure there will be plenty of great pitching available 4 rounds from now. Don't worry!

Jeep can use him in RF, this is Strat, he would be a Gold Glove Winner.

in rapid succession, my backup pitching plans have disappeared, looks like my number one will be a typical rotation 4 or 5. so what's that gonna make MY 4 or 5..an eight?! can Ortiz pitch?

Tough round. Couple guys I'd really like to take but have a feeling pitching could dry up fast. I sense a run coming. Meat's gonna take two, methinks....

1. curt (moneymaze): MTrout CF, LForsythe 2B, CArcher SP, CColabello 1B/OF, JHahn SP, ACabrera SS, PFielder 1B/DH $43.57
2. cal: JDonaldson 3B, DPrice SP, BGardner LF, DGregorius SS, EHosmer 1B, MTanaka SP, RMartin C 44.62
3. ehlekev - Lindor SS, MBrantley LF, MiCabrera 1B, Moustakas 3B, Cano 2B, MEstrada SP, CCarrasco SP $44.52
4. zim - X. Bogaerts SS, I.Kinsler 2B, CKluber SP, KKeirmeier CF, K.Pillar OF, JVerlander, K.Calhoun RF 36.20
5. Terry - J. Bradley CF, S. Gray SP, A.Gordon LF, J. Reddick RF, A. Beltre 3B, E. Andrus SS, M. Moreland 1B- 38.03
6. Mark - J Baustista RF, LCain CF, Encarnacion 1B, Pedroia 2B, Morales DH, TDuffey SP, DSalazar SP : 42.14
7. Jeep - F Gutierrez LF, D Ortiz DH, J Kipnis 2B, T Shaw 1B, B Burns CF, M Teixeira 1B, A Warren SP: 40.66
8. tom - CDavis 1b, TThompson OF, MSano DH, DValencia 3B, JIglesias SS, RGoins 2B; KGibson SP 39.28

9. SGTD - J. Altuve 2B, C. Sale SP, F. Hernandez SP, J. Cueto SP-Seager 3B, SPerez C - 32.38

10. Al - MMachado 3B, DKeuchel SP, SVogt C, C. Hamels SP, Tulowitzki SS, BZobrist 2B- 35.66
11. dharmabums - JD Martinez RF, MBetts CF, SSChoo RF, KMarte SS, ELongoria 3B, AEscobar SS, 33.31
12. MEAT -N.Cruz RF, C.Correa SS, BDozier 2B, Revere LF,Bird 1B, A.Jones CF 33.4