Jeepdriver wrote:gbrookes wrote:I picked Ruf.
My note attached to my pick says -
"Ain't no-one else named Ruf, and he don't pitch, neither."
Ironic...I asked my dog who I should pick and
he said Ruf.

An old joke:
A man walks into a bar with his dog, and says to the bartender, "I bet you $50 bucks that my dog can talk."
The bartender says "Sure, you're on!"
Man to dog: "what is on top of our house?"
Dog: "Roof"
Man to dog: "Who's the best baseball player ever?"
Dog: "Roof" (Ruth)
Barternder, grabbing the man and throwing him out the door of the bar, onto the street "GET OUT OF HERE!"
The dog runs up to the man, who is not lying on the street. The dog licks his cheek and says to him, "Do you think I should have said Dimaggio?"