I was looking back at some completed teams for ideas and I came across this team.
https://onlinegames.strat-o-matic.com/team/1513813A-Rod made ZERO ERRORS ALL SEASON LONG which is pretty insane. But even more insane is that he did NOT win the Gold Glove.
On the bright side, Barry Bonds who was my DH and didn't play a single inning in the field all year as far as I know, did manage to win the Gold Glove award in LF.