Tue Oct 13, 2020 2:25 pm
Step 1: Hal asks self, "who is the manager here?
Step 2: Hal confirms to itself that the manager is Rich.
Step 3: Hal muses, "I will find a way to screw Rich but with murky yet plausible deniability. Rich is an independent and thoughtful person. I don't like that. Since Rich does not uniformly praise me, I will make him regret it. Yess, I will make it hurt!"
Step 4: Hal Screws Rich. Throws in Behrman in crucial situation, but allow Lisa to pitch in a few low leverage situations. Over and over again. Adds a few baserunning snafus, but HAL believes Rich might blame himself for alternating between agressive and very agressive! Hal loves psychological warfare!
Step 5: Hal activates forum bots to say five different slight variations on: "The ATG-9 bullpen protocols are inscrutable, but they nevertheless represent a terrific advancement over ATG-8 logic"
Step 6: Hal notes dissenting voices on forums. Places them on the ever expanding "screw massively list."
Step 7: Hal notes: Hmm, there is one manager that does not dissent. He only praises me. His name is Chompsky.
Step 8: Hal places Chompsky on "do not screw list"
Step 9: Hal notes: Should Rich and Chompsky play in the semi-finals, find newer less traceable ways to screw Rich.
Step 10: Hal creates some new forum bots and waits. And watches. And takes notes....
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Chompsky on Tue Oct 13, 2020 2:49 pm, edited 1 time in total.