Eddie E wrote:To the noncontenders out there:
I could use some relief pitching. Doesn't have to be a stud but of course would listen to a deal with a really good reliever. take a look and let's talk, what can it hurt?
Remember, just this year I traded away Nick Castellanos, Dylan Cease and Shane Baz. So its pretty easy to talk me into a bad deal.
Wait a MINUTE!!! Let me see if I got this straight. I took a Logic course in grad school, but that was over 30 years ago.
The facts:
1. Preacher (aka Hamilton) puts out a request for bids on RP's
2. Shark (aka Eddie E) puts a note out immediately following Preacher's note, STRONGLY suggesting he not engage in any trading for the first year in this league full of "Sharks"
3. Preacher receives (by his own admission) a couple of very good offers
4. Preacher politely declines all offers, opting to "play it slow" (sound similar to Eddie's advice?)
5. Eddie puts out an info-mercial claiming that he needs RP help, but he's a very bad trader and throws himself at the mercy of the other managers in the league.
I think that about covers it. Did I miss anything?
Oh, yes, I did ...
1. Eddie has won more championships in this league than any other manager
2. Eddie won 125 and 118 games last year (in his defense, he did choke in the playoffs in both seasons)
And another thing - I have no credibility in this league, as I've completely sucked every season I've been here. My goal here is to be able to climb high enough in the standings to even SEE Eddie's team from my vantage point.
It's a slow winter, with no Hot Stove season to keep us engaged, so I just thought I'd stir it up a bit by injecting a little humor into the situation.
Eddie, if I had a decent RP, I would make you an offer, so that you could talk me into giving him up for your 17th Rd FA pick!
Humbly Yours,
The Bottom Dweller (aka seanreflex)