Cristano is indeed (currently) King Shit for succeeding with the 50-cent draft and semi-random ballpark. Trying it at all was a huge flex and obviously it's working splendidly. Meanwhile I am eating humble pie every night that my prediction of winning the division looks increasingly implausible (although just for the record, I retracted that prediction in league mail a few days into the season, while I was in first place...still, the internet is forever). Those two things being indisputably the case, it's just weird for him to make up shit that didn't happen to try and roast me with, when there's so much shit that actually did happen that he could just as easily use for that purpose!
Hack there's no formula for projecting LHH%. I have a page in my spreadsheet that makes it easy for me to eyeball what a team's lineup will be vs RHP and LHP:
https://i.imgur.com/SnLCRvE.png