by Simon31 » Sat Feb 25, 2006 1:07 pm
Since there are NO games to examine, NO box scores, NO leagues drafted, I discovered several things this morning...
1. My wife left me
2. The kids have graduated college and moved out
3. The turtle has been on his back for God knows how long---but he isn't moving.
4. I have a pile of mail here mostly saying "1st Notice, 2nd Notice, Some guys are coming to the house."
5. )I have post-it-notes on me from my buddies telling me how great my birthday parties, complete with lap-dancers that I have no recollection of, were.
6. Bush is in his second term
7. There are messages on my answering machine from my old girlfriend, Bottles Barthalomew, telling me how she'd like to "get together," she'd "really like to get together," she'll make it worth my while to get together," and "Fine, if you want to ignore me...go ahead...LOSER!!."
8. The IRS came to the door looking for me.
9. "New releases" at Blockbuster are now in the "oldies" section.
and 10. My computer chair smells funny.
I'm pretty sure I had a dog too..... :?
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Simon31 on Sat Feb 25, 2006 8:57 pm, edited 1 time in total.