Mark Langston today vehemently defended himself against Keeshonds GM fitch70.
"I did NOT eat those hamburgers," said the recently acquired lefty (hopefully) staff ace. "As for the candy bars, I am pretty sure David Wells sneaked in from the 90s and took the whole kit and kaboodle."
League officials are still at a loss to explain the dearth of candy bars throughout the league, and are currently seeking wells for questioning.
In a story with absolutely no bearing on tthe previous one, GM honestiago responded to Darrell Porter's comment about the prowess of George Breet by saying, "Um...yep -- you're right." :wink: