by kaviksdad » Sat Sep 30, 2006 5:20 pm
"The SnowBadgers are excited about winning our division and look to go deep into the playoffs." (quiet snickering is heard throughout the press room)
"Ours was a very tough division and any one of us could have won it all." (smiles thoughout, and few deep belly-laughs are heard)
"All our players are at full strength and are primed to make a lot of noise against whoever they put before us." (full laughter now rolls throughout, as handkerchiefs spring out of pockets to dry tearful eyes)
"Pardon us, we're having technical difficulties..." (reporters actually falling down upon the floor as team owner, and 2 representatives from the local mental facility, usher the "old" general manager from the podium)