by Palanion » Thu Apr 03, 2008 1:36 pm
Where to begin? :roll:
Since you win no prizes, get no manager ratings, and really no fun, why make a team like this. Assuming someone has two teams in the same league - one to win and one to funnel.
The team's payroll is currently $24m. But the leftover money is $58m. Does not add up to $100m.
Someone actually picked up a win on that pitching staff? And a save was made in said game?
Greg Pryor has stolen four bases? In four attempts?
The Cubs aren't [i:d9adf82132][b:d9adf82132]that [/b:d9adf82132][/i:d9adf82132]bad of a team.
How did they ever get five save opportunities?
If you're going to blow a team on purpose, why use two extra roster spots on pitchers? Keep more of them fatigued.
Is there a suicide watch for Oil Can and Winfield?
I checked the transactions, the manager dumped the team after 9 games. And only added Boyd and Winfield 33 games later. Why bother? Did someone totally freak out after a 1-8 start?
Of course, maybe the manager realized that trying to beat you, doc x, 13 baseballs, and Grindi was impossible, and thought "screw this!" Even though the league is called "nocryinginbaseball." :lol:
I would not want to be the Red Crows though - the only team to lose to these guys...