My Personal League from HELL

[danielz]

Muttdoc!!!! They are teaming up against me! :shock: Petrosian's new team's manager is Nevdully!! :shock: This is a double whammy that is sure to be good for at least 120 wins.

[The Last Druid]

I think the team that Daniel refers to of mine in the league just drafted is one of the best drafts I've ever had. I got everybody I picked except Sullivan and Crawford :lol: although my pitching staff is certainly off the beaten path... I like my Mays, Furillo, Yount nexus and the bullpen is to die for.

SO YOU PUTRID MAGGOTS WILL KNOW UNCEASING PAIN.

That said come and join this league. I await your challenges. Me and my neighbor's Rottweiler, Nevdully's, who now tells me who to pick (obviously, he speaks to me through the aluminum foil hat I wear). :twisted: :P :twisted: :idea: :?:

[NEILKAHN]

Petrosian is, if I recall correctly, a Doctor of Psychology, and is modeling what we would call in the profession 'porous ego boundaries'...this is where he begins to lose reality testing as to where his own mind and personality leave off and those of others begin. However, I can assure you that certain dog species...Pomeranians and Rottweilers in particular...do have the capability of controlling the thoughts and actions of others. And you should remember that dog is God spelled backwards.

[NEILKAHN]

Hmmmm. Perhaps my next team should be the Dullbailsian Thought Insertions,combining the managerial strategies of Nevdully, Frank Bailey, and Petrosian I shall have to discuss this with my cat, Chester. He usually has good ideas regarding theme teams.