Does Anyone else suck as bad as me????

Does Anyone else suck as bad as me????

Postby MICHAELEVANS » Wed Feb 08, 2006 3:17 pm

As I contemplate my many teams since I won my 1 and only ring, I am forced to the conclusion that I suck. If I were the owner, I'd fire my sorry #@#% as GM. My teams, which at one point in my career here were winning at about a .530 clip, now are a combined 6 games over .500 out of more than 3300 games played. :roll: :roll: :roll:

Oh well, and I can't even blame it on dismantling my teams like Kriff does -- no siree, I do it all on my own from draft through waivers through the regular season...

So, does anyone else want to jump on the "I suck as a manager" wagon (either about me or about yourself)? :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby GREGDALY » Wed Feb 08, 2006 3:31 pm

OK, I'll bite..... "Old Geezer, you suck"

Nope, didn't make me feel any better and I'm pretty sure that you're not as bad a manager as your record indicates.

I also was in the .550 range for awhile, then I started getting into more vet/theme leagues and it's down to .522 with 11 completed teams since my last title and only 3 playoff appearances of those teams - all losing in the semis.

My squad in the Home Run Derby league is 42-90 - that's right, almost 50 games under .500 and potentially closing in on about 115 losses.

Does that make you feel any better?
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Postby bkeat23 » Wed Feb 08, 2006 3:48 pm

You're familiar with the Ring Fling concept, currently on it's 4th iteration.

You are ineligible, therefore you cannot suck as bad as the 11 owners currently starting in this league.

There's still an opening <Shameless Plug> in Ring Fling IV for the ringless among you!
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A drop in the bucket

Postby nevdully's » Wed Feb 08, 2006 6:24 pm

Did someone mention suck for 3300 games with only 1 Title? I know a lil something about that. Here's my suck.........

Motor City Cobras missed playoffs Bugzaworld $200 mill... [b:6be6391170]4th[/b:6be6391170] [b:6be6391170]72-90 11.0[/b:6be6391170]
Big Apple Vipers missed playoffs Dream Team Theme Sea... [b:6be6391170]4th 79-83 11.0 [/b:6be6391170]East Side Park Legends lost Semi-Finals Barnstormer's Rd. [b:6be6391170]1 ... 1st 97-65 - [/b:6be6391170]New York Nevsters missed playoffs TSN_8351 [b:6be6391170]3rd 78-84 13.0 [/b:6be6391170]Team U.S.A. missed playoffs Can You Play Here? [b:6be6391170]3rd 84-78 7.0 [/b:6be6391170]Baltimore Bullets missed playoffs Old School Rules 10 [b:6be6391170]3rd 76-86 20.0 [/b:6be6391170]Philadelphia Cash lost Semi-Finals Redline Rio "G" [b:6be6391170]2nd 86-76 10.0 [/b:6be6391170]Big City SinistrBastards missed playoffs TSN_9571 [b:6be6391170]3rd 88-74 7.0[/b:6be6391170]
Midnight Funn missed playoffs SATURDAY NIGHT FRENZ... [b:6be6391170]3rd 79-83 11.0[/b:6be6391170]
New York Nevsters2 missed playoffs WEASELS OF DISTINCTI... [b:6be6391170]4th 79-83 13.0 [/b:6be6391170]N.Y.C. Knuckleheads lost Finals 100 mil DH [b:6be6391170]2nd 90-72 4.0[/b:6be6391170]
BedSty Bums missed playoffs TSN_10431 [b:6be6391170]2nd 82-80 3.0[/b:6be6391170]
Aces Up missed playoffs Spring Fever 2 [b:6be6391170]1st 81-81 -[/b:6be6391170]
Jumpin Ugly missed playoffs TSN_11133 [b:6be6391170]4th 70-92 13.0 [/b:6be6391170]
L.S.U. Gators CHAMPS Blues Frnenzy[b:6be6391170] 1st 91-71 - [/b:6be6391170]Las Vegas Tripsters missed playoffs Post-Las Vegas Frenz... [b:6be6391170]4th 68-94 19.0 [/b:6be6391170]
Havana Wet Dream missed playoffs Old School Rules 11 [b:6be6391170]2nd 80-82 3.0 [/b:6be6391170]
Dirty RatBastards missed playoffs TSN_11974 [b:6be6391170]4th 76-86 19.0[/b:6be6391170]
Bickel's Bombers missed playoffs Eastvale [b:6be6391170]3rd 81-81 18.0 [/b:6be6391170]



From one Mike to another we all suck from time to time because the Comp is good, HAL ain't good, and lotsa luck is involved. :)
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Postby Ruths ruffians » Wed Feb 08, 2006 6:36 pm

http://fantasygames.sportingnews.com/baseball/stratomatic/atg2/team/team_other.html?user_id=105196

I would like to weigh in with an "I SUCK" example. I tried my first theme league "The Six Million Dollar Man League" and as you can see, my team is a train wreck and 1-5. I believe you are in my division Old Geezer and kicking my but! I think I have done well in my short strat career so far but this team might be out of the running very early.

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Postby Free Radicals » Wed Feb 08, 2006 6:41 pm

Hehehehehe! You guys think you suck ? I been 500 under forever and now I'm creeping towards 600 under . I lead the league in sucking . What's that ? A vacuum cleaner ! Suck suck suck .
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Postby franks1313 » Wed Feb 08, 2006 11:06 pm

I'm on my way 1045-1115. 13 teams and no rings. I'm one of the 11 Ring flingers. I've got 5 teams running right now, we'll see how they work out.
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Postby MICHAELEVANS » Thu Feb 09, 2006 8:56 am

Dean, I see you are now 4-5 and right behind me. I can hear your footsteps! Also, you are rated 96th and are 200 games over .500! Nevdully is, of course, rated #1 and is 3000+ games over .500. I think it is premature to claim "suckiness" in the same breath as me! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby crackerjaxon » Thu Feb 09, 2006 9:31 am

Ok, Ok, I suck--alright? I'm under .500, but I do some pretty weird stuff and experiment a lot. I mess around and win one every now and again. I supppose I could pore over spread sheets and do better, but I fear that would turn me into one of those sabermetrics geeks, and I'd rather put a sharp stick in my eye.
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Postby danielz » Thu Feb 09, 2006 9:54 am

I suck too! I have absolutely no karma. I am the king of the 1 run loss. 2 nights ago, I had 2 scoreless extra inning games. In game 1, after 18 innings, the other guy scored 2 in the 19th for a 2-0 win. In game 2, I scored 2 in the 16th only to give up 3 in the bottom half and lose 3-2. I AM A LOSER. I have 10 crappy teams going now. One of them was an amazing 42-21. They are now 52-41. By this time next week they will be under .500 I SUCK. :evil:
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