Moral support requested
by chasenally » Thu May 31, 2012 10:05 pm
A guy walks into his Psychiatrist office completely naked accept he is wrapped in cellophane.
Doctor takes one look at him and says "I can clearly see your nuts"
Frank and the Bonecracker walk into a building....
You think one of them would have seen it!
Doctor takes one look at him and says "I can clearly see your nuts"
Frank and the Bonecracker walk into a building....
You think one of them would have seen it!
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by george barnard » Fri Jun 01, 2012 5:35 am
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Oyt1fdU1k8[/url]
Hope that nobody has brought you hard boiled eggs and nuts...
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Hope that nobody has brought you hard boiled eggs and nuts...
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by george barnard » Fri Jun 01, 2012 7:47 am
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by hveed » Fri Jun 01, 2012 2:59 pm
Andy van Slyke-isms are always good for a smile:
On why the Pirates didn't catch the Mets:
You can't expect Mr. Ed to keep up with Secretariat.
On Lenny Dykstra's excessive tobacco chewing:
"I hate playing centerfield against Lenny Dykstra. One of these years, he's gonna give me foot cancer out there."
On Playing third base:
"they wanted me to play third like Brooks so I did play like Brooks - Mel Brooks."
On whether he would trade places with anyone:
"My wife, so I could see how wonderful it is to live with me."
Bernie, thank you for your hard work and taking care of our strat needs, It is greatly appreciated. Now please take care of yourself.
hveed
On why the Pirates didn't catch the Mets:
You can't expect Mr. Ed to keep up with Secretariat.
On Lenny Dykstra's excessive tobacco chewing:
"I hate playing centerfield against Lenny Dykstra. One of these years, he's gonna give me foot cancer out there."
On Playing third base:
"they wanted me to play third like Brooks so I did play like Brooks - Mel Brooks."
On whether he would trade places with anyone:
"My wife, so I could see how wonderful it is to live with me."
Bernie, thank you for your hard work and taking care of our strat needs, It is greatly appreciated. Now please take care of yourself.
hveed
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Twins
by robert.kosky » Sat Jun 02, 2012 7:52 am
Todd told his friend that he was having a great time in bed with a set of twins over the past month. His friend said that was great, but how did he tell them apart? Todd says: Her brother has a mustache.
Hang in there Bernie!
Hang in there Bernie!
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