Second Voyage 2006

Postby LANCEBOUSLEY » Wed May 24, 2006 12:56 pm

[quote:79313f60ea]LOL...no, Gamer46.... [/quote:79313f60ea]

now we know why he suddenly started winning!
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Postby visick » Wed May 24, 2006 12:57 pm

That "Quick Draft" technique is Frank's way as well... :shock:
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Postby MICHAELTARBELL » Wed May 24, 2006 1:07 pm

[quote:21143cacac="socalchiro"]Mike...

This weekend is Memorial Day weekend.

I may/may not be around on Saturday. Maybe others guys as well?

If Malec can stop playing hide the salami for 20 minutes, it would help me/others out alot. (For a friday waiver period...)

If this were Frank, we would have no problems. Girlfriend/Wife in town, 3 pumps and he's done. Wait 3 hours...3 pumps and he's done. Wait 3 more hours, take a nitro pill, pump 3 times...and he's done again.

Take a few hits of oxygen and call it a night.

Heck, his girlfiend/wife might even play some kind of role...hehehe:P[/quote:21143cacac]

ROFLMAO!!! :D :D
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Postby MICHAELTARBELL » Wed May 24, 2006 1:09 pm

[quote:182248bc69]If Malec can stop playing hide the salami for 20 minutes, it would help me/others out alot. (For a friday waiver period...) [/quote:182248bc69]

I'm pushing him, I'm pushing him!! But when there is the sweet smell of "poontang" in the room, it is difficult to concentrate!! :wink:
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Postby visick » Wed May 24, 2006 1:18 pm

One technique is in the dog position malec.

Laptop (wireless connection) rests on her back.

You can stop smacking her ass for 1 second and hit "Quickdraft" right?

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby visick » Wed May 24, 2006 1:20 pm

Mike...I'm a bit confused here as well.

Malec is playing hide the salami, and you are pushing him?

Does he need help with the pushing?

Is she into these kind of things?

If so, I can catch the next flight to Florida this afternoon... :lol:
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Postby visick » Wed May 24, 2006 1:23 pm

This game of Strat is a real riot.

I'm down 2 games to none to FM, and I come back to win 2 road games and even it up.

In another league, I sweep the first 2 games @ home against Clemens and Pettitte, then lose the next 2 in his house. Now I gotta face the Rocket again...

So, 2 game 5's, both in my house. My gut is telling me there will be no credits coming for Team Visick.
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Postby LANCEBOUSLEY » Wed May 24, 2006 1:27 pm

[quote:0462f38b80]So, 2 game 5's, both in my house. My gut is telling me there will be no credits coming for Team Visick.
[/quote:0462f38b80]
:roll:
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Uncle Teddy

Postby the splinter » Wed May 24, 2006 1:29 pm

Sorry Viz...I've been in full Teddy Gonzo mode(that's right ...stuck on a racoon tail, donned some snakeskin boots,lost my t-shirt grabbed a trucker hat and started jumping all over the furniture) since you posted your team name.......

here is another tender love song from the good Uncle...


[quote:4ada3c8d4d]SHE MAKES HER MOVE AT MIDNIGHT
SHE’S GOT THE MAGIC TOUCH
THE LITTLE GIRL IS DANGEROUS
AND JUST A BIT TOO MUCH

IN THE MIDNIGHT HOUR
ABOUT THE STROKE OF TWELVE
SHE’LL BE STEPPING OUT
SHE’S GONNA RAISE SOME HELL
AND IT’S HER MOVE
SHE’S HOLDING THAT WILD CARD
GOTTA MAKE HER MOVE
SHE’LL MAKE YOUR LIFE SO HARD
HIGH HELL SNEAKERS
HEAD TO TOE IN LACE


SUCH A DANGEROUS BODY
WITH A LITTLE GIRLS FACE

Chorus:
LITTLE MISS DANGEROUS
LITTLE MISS DANGEROUS TO ME
SHE’S MY LITTLE MISS DANGEROUS
LITTLE MISS DANGEROUS TO ME
OH YES SHE IS

LOOKING FOR TROUBLE, LOOKING FOR SEX
WALKING ON THE WILD SIDE, SHE’S SO COMPLEX
SHE’S ON FIRE, THE HEAT IS COMING ON
THE GIRLS ON FIRE, SHE BURNS ALL NIGHT LONG
HIGH HELL SNEAKERS
HEAD TO TOE IN LACE
SUCH A DANGEROUS BODY
WITH A LITTLE GIRLS FACE
[/quote:4ada3c8d4d]
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Postby the splinter » Wed May 24, 2006 1:34 pm

The Motar City madman is rivaled in nasty song lyrics only by the good boys from down under(early years were the best years) AC/DC!!!!!

Try this on for size....and there will be more.....

She gave me the Queen
She gave me the King
She was wheelin' and dealin'
Just doin' her thing
She was holdin' a pair
But I had to try
Her Deuce was wild
But my Ace was high
But how was I to know
That she'd been dealt with before
Said she'd never had a Full House
But I should have known
From the tattoo on her left leg
And the garter on her right
She'd have the card to bring me down
If she played it right

She's got the jack, she's got the jack
She's got the jack, she's got the jack
She's got the jack, she's got the jack
She's got the jack, she's got the jack
She's got the jack, jack, jack, jack, jack, jack, jack
She's got the jack

Poker face was her name
Poker face was her nature
Poker straight was her game
If she knew she could get you
She played 'em fast
And she played 'em hard
She could close her eyes
And feel every card
But how was I to know
That she'd been shuffled before
Said she'd never had a Royal Flush
But I should have known
That all the cards were comin'
From the bottom of the pack
And if I'd known what she was dealin' out
I'd have dealt it back

She's got the jack, she's got the jack
She's got the jack, and who knows what else?
She's got the jack, yeah, yeah
She's got the jack, she's got the jack
She's got the jack, she's got the jack
She's got the jack, jack, jack, jack, jack, jack, jack
She's got the jack

She's got the jack, she's got the jack,
Ooh, It was a bad deal, (Jack)
She gave me the (Jack), hey
She's got the (Jack), she's got the (Jack)
She's got the (Jack), ooh can't you tell
She's got the (Jack, jack, jack, jack, jack, jack, jack, jack)
(She's got the jack, she's got the Jack)
She's got the jack, she's got the Jack
She's got the jack, you never know!
She's got the jack, she's got the jack
She's got the jack
She's got the jack, and it hurts!
(She's got the jack)
She's got the jack, jack, jack, jack, jack, jack, jack
She's got the jack
Aaaaaah!

Oooooh!
Thank you, thank you, thank you people, thank you, thank you
I'm glad you like the show, yes, thank you very much folks.
Goodnight and God bless!
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