How could anyone have the audacity to name a team the "Lord God Birds"?
Google the name...
and you will learn it is (or was) a real bird, thought extinct, that
has supposedly been sighted in Arkansas near my hometown.
Scientific expeditions are imminent.
The woodpecker has a 19" wingspan, is bigger than a crow,
and is black and white with a bright red crested head. The name came
when many who saw the huge red-headed woodpecker exclaimed, "Lord God, look at that bird!"
A funny aside. Our local college, my alma mater, Arkansas
State University is one of the schools the NCAA has told to
change its' mascot from "Indians" to something else. Our
team colors are already red, white and black. The joke is
that we should rename our team the Arkansas State
University Woodpeckers (or better yet, the Peckerheads :lol:)