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[Jeepdriver]

I'm in as well!

TWO more!

[Semper Gumby]

(Cleveland) "[b:2775601f93]Hooray for the Boobies[/b:2775601f93]" promotional has spurned a classless action suit against the Cleveland club by several uptight politically correction groups this week in U.S. Federal Court according to Seymour Hiney, U.S. Federal District Court spokesperson.

"I don't know why anyone is getting upset" remarked Semper Gumby "[b:2775601f93]Joe Jet [/b:2775601f93]gave my promotional a very high rating despite his formula's disregard for special endowments." Gumby continued "I know Sandy can make an argument about it but without [b:2775601f93]Penn Gray's [/b:2775601f93]retorts Sandy will let it slide this time. Not sure what [b:2775601f93]Riggo[/b:2775601f93] thinks but I'm told he'll say something soon enough after he finds his way back to the stadium to pickout his team's name."

In other league news, [b:2775601f93]Bigmahon[/b:2775601f93] found his musical theme for this season's club "The Titanic" soundtrack after he heard the Cleveland club will play nothing but disco music when the Biggie Boys come to down. :wink:

[ArrylT]

JTJ: And the guy on the left is probably the youngest guy on your squad. ;)

I'll have my team in later this afternoon/evening. :)

[Semper Gumby]

JTJ,

About the girls' ability to get down on those groundballs!

Sort of like why Pamela Anderson will never accomplish much on the golf course with a set of clubs.

Did you take some off for that impediment?

:roll:

[joethejet]

Semper,

Jenny McCarthy is our head trainer, not SS! Hopefully she can keep the boys happy, healthy and on the field.

As for the golf comment, didn't Bud Collins get fired for making a comment along those lines??? ;)

Also, good luck with your lawsuit. I'm sure you'll win. Who'd your lead attorney?

AT,

The guy on the left is our "recruiter" for our "Beer Maids" squad. ;) Here's the current Head Maid: http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2005/08/03/pt_beermaid_ent-lead__200x294.jpg


We're figuring Hef can get us an upgrade!

Jeep, like your team name. We have a pair of "Diamonds" in our division however. :?

Two more. It would be nice to make it today. We'd do waivers on Friday right?

Jet

[Jeepdriver]

Not only 2 Diamonds but a Dragon, too. I guess yall didn't get the "D" memo. :wink:

And yes, fill today, waiver Friday.

[Semper Gumby]

And, we have a [b:61ea9379cc]Dingleberry [/b:61ea9379cc]among the teams.

Shall be a real turd of a time trying to whipe my Dingleberries off of the field. :P

[Ninersphan]

Just need Bigalric and AT, who siad he'd be in later today. and we draft tonight.

c'mon BigA


Semper glad you're back. LOVE the "news" posts. Keep em coming.

[Semper Gumby]

A sign seen in [b:d84939fb24]AT'[/b:d84939fb24]s dugout (reportedly stolen from Semper's old park) [quote:d84939fb24]"[b:d84939fb24]You look up and down the bench and you have to say to yourself, 'Can't anybody here play this game?' There comes a time in every man's life and I've had plenty of them[/b:d84939fb24]."[/quote:d84939fb24]

Touring the parks in my division, I spied this saying on [b:d84939fb24]Sandy's[/b:d84939fb24] desk [quote:d84939fb24]"[b:d84939fb24]The secret of managing is to keep the guys who hate you away from the guys who are undecided[/b:d84939fb24]."[/quote:d84939fb24]

Finally, I tried to get a [b:d84939fb24]Joe-the-Jet [/b:d84939fb24]rating for my mid-draft pick-up and this is what he e-mailed me: [quote:d84939fb24][b:d84939fb24]Good pitching will always stop good hitting and vice-versa.[/b:d84939fb24][/quote:d84939fb24] - Thanks, Joe! :oops:

[cirills]

I just wish I had reliable internet so I could respond in kind to JB's witticisms.

I am in upstate NY at the doorstep of NP but have NO INTERNET at the golf course/worksite and although the hotel provides complimentary high-speed internet IT DOESN'T WORK IN MY ROOM so I have been relegated to Dial-Up. :x :evil: :cry:

NP -- if you see this I am off for a bite and then I will be calling you.

Peace all.

SS